Friday, January 23, 2009

Cherry Coke... oooooohhhh yeeahhhh (said in the Kool-aid voice)

Cherry Coke is amazing

Cherry Coke brings happiness and joy into my life

Cherry Coke is like a heavenly liquid sent down to earth by the gods

I can live another day knowing that there is Cherry Coke on this planet

Naked cherubs brewed Cherry Coke for my consumption

The best liquid beverage to ever exist is Cherry Coke

The world is a better place because of Cherry Coke

A bubbling can of Cherry Coke is like pure bliss blossoming from the inner depths of life as we know it

I love Cherry Coke with all of my heart

My soul yearns for the great goodness that is Cherry Coke

Every person and alien and living being in this universe should experience the unbelievable greatness of Cherry Coke

Cherry Coke plagues my mind and my concentration with an overpowering draw

My mind cannot fathom the ecstasy and rapture that Cherry Coke offers to mankind

Twenty-five sentences is not enough to describe the absolute wonderful gift of creation that

Cherry Coke is and will always be in my life

The cold, smooth, bubbling sight of Cherry Coke being poured into a glass with ice cubes causes me to shiver with delight

Cherry Coke is without a doubt the best invention since sliced bread

I cannot wrap my tiny mind around the thought of drinking such a substance as pure and precious and delicious as Cherry Coke

My love of Cherry Coke cannot be sufficiently defined with only the words from the English dictionary

Cherry Coke should have its own holiday to be celebrated

If the weather were to drastically change overnight so that it rained Cherry Coke the next morning, I would most likely pee my pants with sheer joy

Cherry Coke is the bomb

Cherry Coke rocks my socks

Cherry Coke is the lace to my shoe

Cherry Coke completes me

Cherry Coke is a beacon of light which illuminates the darkest tunnels and caves of our lives

6 comments:

Aaron said...

This definitly made me extremely thirsty.

Kristy Hadley said...

Cherry Coke does happen to be pretty delicious, but Apple Beer is the nectar of the Gods!

Anonymous said...

Thanks for making me crave Cherry Coke. I am going to buy some at the Cougar Eat- OH WAIT!

Sean said...

This is bad. Reading these things is making us all depressed and thirsty. I wanna go OD on some soda right about now...

Nicole said...

I really do not like cherry coke yet reading this all I wanted to do was drink one. Your sentences were very descriptive. Good job

Stevie J said...

Is cherry coke any good? You really made me want to try it.